I’m a proud dinosaur in the age of endless texting. I miss real conversations, proper punctuation, and not wondering if someone’s phone has been in a bathroom stall for too long.
All in Humor
Ain't No Thing Like a Chicken Wing
Let’s get one thing straight: boneless wings are not wings. They’re impostors, frauds, and downright charlatans of the chicken world—a hacked-up, bastardized nugget parading around in buffalo drag. Chicken wings are more than just food; they’re a messy, chaotic celebration of life. Boneless wings? They’re the Tinder of chicken—no skill, no bravery, no soul.
I Now Live in a Town Without a Denny's...
Once upon a time, late-night eateries were havens for night owls in search of greasy comfort. But post-COVID, the quest for midnight munchies has become a lost cause. Join me as I reminisce about Denny’s, Waffle House, and Steak ‘n Shake, and the void their disappearance has left in my soul.
Brace Yourself... Today is the Final Day of the McRib!
Today is the last day to get the McRib! I rushed to grab one, hoping for a bite of nostalgia, but ended up with a puzzling experience. Whether you love or hate it, here’s a personal take on the iconic sandwich before it’s gone.
Buyer Beware: My Electric Flosser Tried to Kill Me
I never imagined a water flosser would bring me to my knees—literally. Here’s the embarrassing and hilarious story of how I lost a fight to a gadget that was supposed to improve my dental hygiene.
A Beard of Failure: The Confessions from The Many-Whiskered Man
Not every man is blessed with a glorious beard. Here’s my humorous and personal journey of coming to terms with my facial hair struggles and why some of us are better off without one.
Weighted Blankets: A Blessed Therapy or A Gateway to Madness?
Curious about weighted blankets? I finally took the plunge and tried one, but is this all it's hyped up to be or is it a pandora's box to debauchery and perversion? Read on for my take on the pros, cons, and whether heavier is always better.
Forget About Vaping, We Have a New Enemy to Fight... (Diet) Dr Pepper & Cream Soda
I’ve never been much of a soda guy, but 2020 changed that. Enter Diet Dr. Pepper & Cream Soda, a drink I didn’t know I needed until it took over my life. This is my journey of breaking free from its fizzy grip—hopefully for good
So You Have to (Emergency) Poop at Work?
Public restrooms are a nightmare for me, and I’ll do just about anything to avoid them. But when emergencies strike, I have a game plan. Here’s my step-by-step guide for surviving the public bathroom experience.
The Rulebook: Movie Theaters
The movie theater is a shared space, and everyone deserves a great experience. Here are the essential rules and tips for being a respectful moviegoer and making the most of your trip to the cinema.